Oogiri #23

theme 5：
I'm heading out to get rid of the dragons for the first time. Please give me some advice.

response:
Get rid of the dragon?　But it's off-season now.

Oogiri #22

theme 5：
I'm heading out to get rid of the dragons for the first time. Please give me some advice.

response:
You have to dispose of dragon corpses in the designated dragon dumping area.

Oogiri #21

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
I've fired a gun salute and now on my way home. I'm a freelance gun salute man.

Oogiri #20

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
This Bazooka is a keepsake from my late grandmother. We had a funeral for her today.

Oogiri #19

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
I'm sorry, but I can't hear you. I've got a ringing sound in my ears. I just shot something with this.

Oogiri #18

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
This is a mobile charger for smartphones. You can charge two smartphones at the same time with this one.

Oogiri #17

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
I told the clerk at the gunshop, "I want to buy a gun for rabbit hunting," and he gave me this.

Oogiri #16

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
"One kid I met in the forest said to me, 'You are shorter in real life than you are on TV.'"

Oogiri #15

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
Bigfoot thoughtlessly removed his pubic hair. When he went out, the women screamed and the men laughed out loud.

Oogiri #14

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
He was complimented by someone, "Your whole body is easy to lather."