5/11/2021

Oogiri #39

theme 8:
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?
response:
Magic of being able to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious three times in a row without stumbling.

5/10/2021

Oogiri #38

theme 8:
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?
response:
Magic that makes him/her solve Rubik's Cube in less than 5 minutes.

5/09/2021

Oogiri #37

theme 8:
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?
response:
Magic that doesn't hurt their crotch even if they straddle a broomstick.

5/08/2021

Oogiri #36

theme 8:
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?
response:
Magic that makes a cassette tape that has had its write-protect tab removed, recordable again.
Magic equivalent to 1 cm cellophane tape.

5/07/2021

Oogiri #35

theme 7:
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
response:
On the other side of the fence, the more carbon dioxide is emitted, the greener the grass becomes.

5/05/2021

Oogiri #34

theme 7:
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
response:
The neighbor's garbage is more diverse.
Diversity is very important.

5/04/2021

Oogiri #33

theme 7:
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
response:
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, unlike this side which is buried in garbage.

5/03/2021

Oogiri #32

theme 7:
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
response:
The durian eaten by the person at the next table smells stronger.

5/02/2021

Oogiri #31

theme 7:
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
response:
What is always greener on this side of the fence is weeds.

5/01/2021

Oogiri #30

theme 6:
A man has created a drug that makes people invisible. But he doesn't want to use it very much because it has certain side effects. What kind of side effect is that?
response:
He gained weight due to the side effects and became known as the "Convex Lens Man. The invisible man refracts light.