What's so funny? #6

"Can I ask you something?"
"Sure." Bruce Willis' daughter Rumer Willis answered.
"Is your father bald even at home?"

One Word Too Many #16

Be sweet, parakeet.
Lonely and hungry parakeet.
"MISSING
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS OWNER?"
If no one has seen it,
"HIRING
NEW OWNER"

Why did the chicken cross the road? #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Now filming!
Harry Potter and a chicken on the other side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I think the chicken probably resembles his father in appearance and in behavior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The golden brown chicken sighed, "I wanted to get here while I was a broiler."

One Word Too Many #15

See you soon, raccoon.
Raccoon, where have you gone?
"MISSING
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS RACCOON?"

From the beginning, such a raccoon does not exist.

What's so funny? #5

Coming soon...
Harry Potter and 99 tips for simmering beans well

One Word Too Many #14

On the bus, octopus.
Beer at the ballpark,
popcorn at the cinema,
octopus on the bus.

What's so funny? #4

Thomas Edison said, "A pig that doesn't fly needs more effort."

A farmer said, "A pig that doesn't fly is easy to keep."

One Word Too Many #13

Be sweet, parakeet.
"Say Hello, parakeet."
"Copy That."
"This is not what I expected."


"Say goodbye, pumpkin pie."
"Good-bye"
"Well done, good pumpkin pie!"
"Hey, pumpkin pie can't talk!"
"Oh, parakeet!"