Why did the chicken cross the road? #14

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken used to say, "On the other side of the road, my grandfather calls me to come over."

Why did the chicken cross the road? #13

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The boy who is manipulating the remote in the shade of the roadtree knows something about it.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #8

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes sir. Forgive me, but could you please explain ... Wow! You wear contacts! Since when?

What's so funny? #15

"Who would you like to speak to?"
"Mr. Pieter van den Hoogenband, please."
"There are two Pieter van den Hoogenband here."
"I'd like to speak to Pieter van den Hoogenband who becomes talkative when he gets drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? #12

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken used to say, "I'll cross that road when I come to it."

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #7

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
You are the first person to come across a crime scene. Can you be more specific?

One Word Too Many #26

Stay well, gazelle.
Stairway to ...

NO
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
SMOKE ON THE WATER

Why did the chicken cross the road? #11

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Today's Horoscope says that the chicken's Good Luck "The Other Side" is "The Other Side Of The Road."

What's so funny? #14

"Is that Merlion?"
"No, that's my father who is vomiting powerfully."

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #6

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Lucky you! It says "You win!" You won another soup!