Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #14

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
That explains why I have a burning pain in my thumb!

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #15

Would you rather need one percent inspiration or ninety-nine percent perspiration?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #26

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Objection, Your Honor! Leading the witness."

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #14

Would you rather know the cause of your death or the sex position of the cause of your birth?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #19

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I think it's just our AI chef's little sense of humour.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #13

Would you rather make an "I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING" sound every time you hold your helmet under your arm, or an "AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU" sound every time you risk your life to protect someone?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #13

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Don't worry. It's a dedicated thumb to put in soup.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #12

If you were stranded on a desert island with your dog, would you rather eat your dog, or would it rather eat you?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #11

Would you rather have one nipple or two belly buttons or three canker sores?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #25

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Everybody has to go through it. The chicken is at the age where he wants to cross the road.