Why did the chicken cross the road? #35

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Nostradamus said:
The year 1999, seventh month,
From the sky will come a great King of terror:
To bring back to life the great King of Angolmois,
Before and after Mars to reign by good luck,
And the great Chicken cross the road.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #28

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry. It's not a cockroach but a fly. Even if you see one fly, it doesn't occur that there are hundreds more lurking.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #22

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
To my surprise, it is happening exactly that today's horoscope on TV said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #34

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken got a feeling that the shipping date of theirs was approaching.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #27

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I believe the fly underestimated the heat of our soup.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #21

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
No, it isn't. My thumb ends where the soup begins.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #21

Would you rather be beautiful but you don't think so, or be intelligent but nobody thinks so?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #33

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To move from level 1 to level 2. Look! The chicken is coming back. Level 2 seems difficult.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #26

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Lucky for you! This fly is a hi-visibility dry fly, so you could avoid the worst-case scenario. If it were a wet fly, you would have found it when you were almost finished eating the soup."
"If I follow your way, it's not a fly but a live bait."

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #20

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"Is there anything wrong? ...I'm sorry, but I can't hear you because I have bananas in my ears. "
"This or that and you in the wrong place. "
"Or..., the right person in the wrong place."
"You can hear me."