Can I say something to the dad joke? #6

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since. What I'm looking forward to now is the future where I live without a neck brace.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #5

"I'll call you later!"
"Don't call me later, call me Dad!"
"Former stepfathers didn't say such a thing."

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #30

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No, what you're pointing at is a sunflower seed, not a fly. The green one next to it is a fly.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #4

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired. The other lively bicycles that could stand up by themselves were all independent and left home. In some cases, only a saddle left home.

Have you ever heard the word BICYCLE THIEF?

Can I say something to the dad joke? #3

Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit around my head.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #2

I don't trust the stairs. They are always up to something. They always up something, specifically, one step. The moment I go down the stairs and am sure I've reached the bottom, I realize there's no floor there.

You shouldn't trust yourself.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #24

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
When the sea level rises, something is submerged. It seems that our cook has put too much soup.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #1

How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like nuts that tend to be bigger on the right than on the left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #36

Why did the chicken cross the road?
We don't know. But everyone who lives around here feels that the season has come for chickens to cross the road again this year.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #29

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Why don't you get rid of it? You don't know where it's been.