Can I say something to the dad joke? #11

"I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed."
"You don't seem to notice it yourself, but you're always sleeping with your eyes open."

Can I say something to the dad joke? #10

I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it, because my boss hasn't given me the OK for a week.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #9

"I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!"----It's been a year since then, all the time he laughs in a picture.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #8

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it while worrying about diabetic retinopathy.

Untitled #2

Please don't RT. This is fake news.

Trump tells reporter to take wig off during briefing - from CNN

Why did the chicken cross the road? #37

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because this road is placed first in the ranking of roads chickens want to cross in 2020.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #7

Why did the scarecrow win the award?
Because he was outstanding in his field, even in a heat wave, a blizzard, or a drought, until he was swept away by the flood.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #6

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since. What I'm looking forward to now is the future where I live without a neck brace.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #5

"I'll call you later!"
"Don't call me later, call me Dad!"
"Former stepfathers didn't say such a thing."

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #30

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No, what you're pointing at is a sunflower seed, not a fly. The green one next to it is a fly.